Food Poisoning & Unfortunate

Here is the Google Translator rendering of my last post, title included (I will be doing this more often since I am now maintaining an entirely Japanese page as well. Enjoy!):


The yesterday kind [otsusan] friend you ate out. Him going to Viking which is chosen, you ate of course all the way. As for MENU: Plate noodles, the China frying, the curry rice, sirloin stake, gratin. As for dessert cake and ice-cream. You drank also the fruit juice. Entirely so-so tasty kana - with. Then it struck and went to the [tsu] releasing. It was golf team member in high school student age. That time the [me] [tsu] [chi] [ya] of the grandfather and the coach old golf club you use. So how hole in one it was possible! It was not believed! And 15 years later… first sphere it is enormous straightly, it flew! You were surprised! Obtaining -? 'It can go and it is?' being said, the just a little self-confidence increasing seed. But, after that at all it was useless. However advice of the friend you heard already, after all like this the sport which is said is not agreeable with my character, what it becomes moldy and tries the [yo] [u] the place being many. So the friend encouraging directly, just a little, tries probably to persevere it is. When the [a] [a] [a], it stopped more quickly, it was good! Even after that full swinging the club of the friend,… you break and the [chi] [ya] [tsu] are! While the friend laughing, 'it was good, it was good!'With you say. 'With something?'With hearing, 'you throw away it is and the empty. It is good, at all to an air!' So such it is simple to say. It was shy! However the friend it was good being kind so, don't you think?. Returning at around 11 o'clock in the afternoon, it became feeling bad. It lifted to the thing rest room which you ate. As for the mouth it is not the entrance and the [tsu] [chi] [ya] [tsu] it is in the [te] exit. Today in the house it smelled directly. At last now just a little it became better. The [wa] which temporarily does not go to that Viking. It does not go to either the striking [tsu] releasing -. The [wa] which this time is possible to be the boring. Even there something the kana which can be broken? You understood. The ball of the friend you do not borrow!