Sunday, October 02, 2005

Where is my mate?


Where is my mate?, originally uploaded by Hack Rambler.

I went to see Charlie and the Chocolate Factory this evening, and just before finding out that there were no seats available, I found this shoe on a busy city street. It looked almost new. Who dares submit a hypothetical scenario explaining this photo?

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

But all our guests ask me the same questions. Silly questions, if you’ll pardon me saying so. Where’s my shoe? That’s the first thing they ask, all of them. They don’t bother their heads about the tortures, or windows, that I can assure you. But after a bit, when they’ve got their nerve back, they start in about their socks and what-not. Good heavens, Mr. Boy, can’t you use your brains? What, I ask you, would be the point of shoes? You’ll ask next about if it is day or night beyond the grate and why its always light in here… all silly silly questions. What would be the point of any of that?

Hack said...

What? Only three of you? I thought there were more; many more! [Laughs.] So this is hell. I'd never have believed it.

Anonymous said...

Firehose--

The contents of the package have been analyzed. Two "Xs" mark the spot.

--Microwave Card