Pastry Personified

The naked Donut? Well, let me just give everyone a bit of advice: if you have nude pictures of yourself (or I suppose anyone else, for that matter!) on your email account, you may want to consider removing them, or at least be extra careful about security. Otherwise someone may one day see you without your frosting and share the knowledge with your contacts.

Insect Etiquette

The polite cockroaches hide themselves when the lights come on, so as not to offend, and even further, actually use the toilet when they defecate. Unfortunately, they have not yet learned to flush.

Ask me about the naked donut

Jade Cabbage Admirer--Congratulations!!! I am extremely happy for you. I need info on possible dates! Here's to better human blanket memories to be made.

Ask me about the polite cockroaches

I have nothing to say at the moment except that 1) I just burnt my tongue on recycled ravioli and 2) Oh how I detest bureaucracy. But I won't let the man, or the pasta, keep me down.

What are "Underpants Gnomes"?

I have recently become quite busy with a new project, and have as a result had little time or motivation to post. Hopefully that trend will not continue indefinitely. In any case, may the creatures living in the various drawers of your life treat you with kindness.